I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I party with great urgency now.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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