Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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