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problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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