Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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