I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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