doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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