3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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