New low: just hacked my moms facebook
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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