Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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