i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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