He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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