I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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