I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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