if i died would you start the facebook group?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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