How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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