We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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