glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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