idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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