is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have fence marks all over my body
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
