Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize
