Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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