so that wasnt chicken after all
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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