i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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