i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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