The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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