i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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