Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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