we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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