Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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