Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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