driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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