There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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