I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
Randomize
