I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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