just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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