love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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