Where is the hickey?
high people should be assigned attendants
No subtext here. People are naked.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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