I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
do nipples grow back?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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