Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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