I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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