your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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