If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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