So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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