no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
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