Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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