Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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