i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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