She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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