In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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