we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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